Wednesday 7 August 2013

Stress Reliever!

Hello everyone!!!
Thanks for the encouraging comments on my last post, I appreciate. 
Someone sent me this Akpors joke on whatsapp, I laughed so much I had to share, so here goes:
"Teacher: There will be an elementary science test next week.

Contrary to his nature, Akpors reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business. On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible.

Question 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write down its common name, habitat etc.
After about 20mins of frustration and not writing anything, Akpors storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher.
Akpors: Sir this test makes no sense! I am going home!
Teacher: What a rude boy! Come back here, What is ur name?
Akpors raises his trouser and points to his leg "Oya, you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my surname, my house address, what tribe i come from... etc" LWKMD...
In other matters, there's this "guess the blogger" post kinda game from Atilola lately, and its fun! Congrats to Honeydame and Toinlicious. "Me too will win some" LOL. 
Hei tomorrow is a holiday, Yaaaay!!!!, I know 9ja will be having a long holiday cos' its two whole days! well... I wish una well eh... I go manage my one day like that. (sad faced) lol... Barka da salah in advance to all my Muslim friends... Blessings and more to you all.
Peace... I'm out!


  1. Lmsao...Akpos ooooooo.

    Happy Holidays hun. Trust you've been well

  2. Hahahaha Akpors has suffered sha.Yeah,we're gonna be enjoying a long weeekend.I can't wait!

  3. hahaha! seriously Akpors don suffer. just wondering who came up with this whole Akpors themed jokes?, Really cool and its caught on quite nicely.

  4. lolzzzzzz, suffer head. for interesting stories visit

  5. Lol....Akpors don suffer well well.....

    If only for the holidays, I love Naija die....2 "work free days " to just laze around and sleep and still get paid....

  6. Yes o. I hope you get to win sometime soon. Its a long series

  7. Whoever came up with this Akpors character, would be really beating his or her chest at the way it has caught on everywhere. The jokes are just hilarious, lol.

  8. Akpos don sufffer for everybody hand. lol